And the winner tell me!

Here are the finalists for "The First Ever, Food Wishes Crazy Cooking Caption Contest!" In addition to my brilliant and hilarious entry, I've chosen my five favorite caption entries.

The winner will be announced Thursday, and will have a recipe video named after them!

Please cast your vote for the best caption!
Cooking was just one of the relaxation techniques Bob learned in anger management.
"I swear if ONE MORE person complains about hair in their food I'm going to SNAP"!
Where is my SHIRT!!!!!!
In Soviet Russia, mac and cheese eats you!
This was the first and last time Jeff cooked from scratch.
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